Simon Tarrant Gold
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Good? Bad? I'm the kid with the lightsabers.
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Did you bring me presents?
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Now what was that password?
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Don't force me to resort to the dreaded pirate pout.
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Washing machine? That's crazy talk.
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I wasn't born yesterday.
Simon Tarrant Gold was born at 10:45 am on 13 September 2003.
At that time he weighed seven pounds six ounces and measured
twenty-one inches tall. September 13 will fall on a Friday at
his tenth, sixteenth and twenty-first birthdays.
Recently Simon has been learning about computers. He helped to
create some special effects on some pictures and put them
together to make one story and then
a sequel. He has also been
learning how to write programs in Javascript. Here is his
top secret laboratory -- don't tell
anyone where it is. Here are some early results:
Simon's favorite color is blue (though it used to be red). He
loves pretending to be a pirate captain, drawing, popping
bubbles, riding his bike and making a fort out of couch
cushions. He likes games of all kinds including video games;
card games such as hearts, go fish and crazy eights; board games
like chess and checkers.
Simon-Speak
- diter
- water
- nokay
- not okay
- cordie
- quarter
- tordie
- turtle
- hepfoo
- helpful
- baby
- yogurt (Yo-Baby brand)
- zogert
- yogurt
- aps
- applesauce
- fint
- elephant
- i-cream
- ice cream
- dubba-do
- double-yew
- street
- Sesame Street
- compeeger
- computer
- flammy
- family
- smooky ghost
- spooky ghost
- goba time
- play time
- it's too gunga
- I don't like it
- my belly's running
- I'm hungry
- a hundred miles of silly
- (self explanatory)
- don't be a complain cat
- (self explanatory)